January 3 - Choate
What up peeps, we be reeedin da New York Timez Magazayyyyne….
Mah lawyah, he be tryin’a say,
Supreme Court, this honey be choate, she be a complete package you just wanna desecrate
Scalia be like, um what up, “choate?” you must mean “Harold Koh ate,” - because there aint no such word, son, and you know how Harold be…
(Nah nah nah I’m just playin, Harold, you know you look good, wit da transnizzle jurisprizzle)
But for serious, choate is not a word, son! How bout I take in- away from other words, and then I just ‘sult ya, like you goin in a cult huh, sult and peppa, spinderella let’s talk about sex, baby, let’s talk about how you can’t make up wordz just taking away the first syllable so they now mean da opposite, motherfucka!
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
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